2001-08-30 - 1:37 p.m.

Dearest Beloved,

Oh the utter shame of it all. Why must it all go wrong when RAY is around? Last Tuesday I went to see my uncle and RAY was there. My aunt wanted us to go to the Rite Aid.

I was going to go by myself originally and with my dad driving. My aunt said to take her car and my cousin and the RAY. The RAY found the letter I had written in my cousin's name and thought it was hers or something. Boy that sure did suck. I did wanted to get them all in a frenzy but RAY over did it, again.

It must be all that teenage angst that I read about in [thinking of a teen magazine name...] 'Teen' magazine. Should I even attempt to repair the damage that the cousin RAY caused?

Maybe.

HEHe. He's just a drama queen. John Waters should be calling him soon to replace the late Divine. And my cousin could probably replace Ricki Lake, but she would have to gain a ton or two.

I spoked to my cousin's friend Bushy Rock or whatever his name is. He seems okay. Well I got to go because my dad is arguing with the neighbor again.

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